I love you more than you want a rabbit

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Do these people honestly think I want to give them money? In this economy? Forget it. There’s a million guys with suits and combovers in the Financial District, but the leeches with clipboards latch onto the neck of the kid in a t-shirt and a mop-top. I tell the Greenpeace people I hate the environment, I tell the Children International people I hate kids – and foreigners. Then a girl asks me if I have a minute for animal rights. Then she says “Chris?” I stop. She says shit, what are the chances, and I say, “I hate animals.”

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Title by: milnersimonds
Story by: Nick

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