I LOVE HER, WANT HER, DESERVE HER

“So,” Danny said. “So, I think I’m asking out Lindsey Lohan. I think I’m doing that.”

“How the hell are you going to do that?” Sam asked.

“The internet,” Danny said. “I’m going to find her number on the internet. Everything is on the internet.”

“Ain’t she doing drugs and some shit?” Sam said. “Don’t she drink too much and shit?”

“I love her,” Danny said. “I want her. I deserve someone like her. I’m a bad guy.”

“Sure.”
“I feel guilty when I masturbate.”

“Whatever.”

“I need a bad girl,” Danny said, opening up his laptop, searching and searching.

***
Title by: fUD
Story by: Jarvis

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