Ok, before you freak out just know that I love you and I would never do anything to intentionally hurt you. So, you remember our baby? The one you just had? Thomas? Well, I MIGHT have traded him for a lightsaber. I know what you’re going to say, but please try to understand that this is a WORKING LIGHTSABER. It’s not one of the cheap-o toy things you see at Sharper Image, this is the real deal, honey. You would have done the same thing in if you were in my position. Besides, we can always just have another baby.
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Title by: Lumina
Story by: Jeremy
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this one gets the geek thumb of approval.
When you have a lightsaber, every woman will want to have your babies. It’s called ROI.