How I Got Stuck in A Popcorn Machine

Guys, I know you’ve been working hard. And I appreciate it. I really do.

But we’re getting killed at the concessions stand. Everyone’s smuggling in their own food. It’s a goddamn outrage. Last week, I found an empty chicken bucket in Theater 7. And you wonder why the corndogs aren’t moving.

It’s time to make a stand. Katie and John, you’re gonna pat down every customer who walks through the door. Simon will patrol the theaters for contraband. Jacob, put on this giant fountain drink costume and dance in front of the box office.

Neil…you go clean the popcorn machine.

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Title by: Victoriouz
Story by: Jenny

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