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Hey, Are You Going to Eat That?

Man, that looks pretty good. What is that? Prosciutto? Wow, looks delicious. My sandwich is pretty good, too, but now I wish I got what you’re having. Fries, huh? Yeah, I like fries but I’m trying to watch my carbs. Looks like you’re slowing down. Probably filling up on those fries. I’m pretty hungry, myself. I should’ve gotten something other than water to drink. Can I grab a sip of your tea? Thanks, dude. Is that a baguette? I love baguettes. Looks pretty crunchy, too. Those are the best kind, in my opinion. You really must be enjoying that sandwich.

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Title by: John Robert DeMartino
Story by: Jeremy

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  1. Kevin Thom says

    Haha we used to tease my brother about doing this! Well done.



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