Help, my pants are on fire!

Check this out, you guys. I can light my farts. Watch.

Oh yeah, that was a good one.

Shit. Oh shit, dude. I think I lit my pants on fire.

Kevin, help me out man.

Oh my god! I’m on fire!

This isn’t a joke, guys. I’m fucking on fire!

Give me your beer.

Come on man, that’s not fucking funny. Give me your beer.

I’ll buy you another one. I’ll buy you a whole fucking case. Just, please.

I’m begging you guys.

Wait, where are you going? Don’t fucking leave me here!!!!!!!

Oh my god, you guys, my shirt!

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Title by: Lafe
Story by: Jenny

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