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Haunted House Arrest

“What, are you gonna put bricks on my coffin?” Von Teeth’s evil laughter echoed throughout the courtroom. The bailiff threw a blanket over him and escorted him to a special transport van with light-blocking windows.

Because an ankle bracelet could easily fall off during transformation, the city rigged up the lights from Schaeffer Field all around Von Teeth Manor to create a Permanent Daytime through which the slippery vampire could not escape.

Von Teeth threw a weekend-long monster mash. When an officer showed up on Monday, he was nowhere to be found. Three more girls went missing that week.

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Title by: Nick
Story by: Nick

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  1. David Blackstone says

    They shoulda known stadium lights wouldn’t work. Gotta be real sunlight. I guess there’s a new set of ’sisters’ ;-)

  2. Nick says

    It was a Halloween shindig
    Everybody’s inBITEd
    It was a Halloween shindig
    EveryBLOODY was frightened

  3. Nick says

    @David Hey, I’m glad you picked up on the sisters reference!

    @Nick Hil-SCARE-ious!



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