Skip to content


Goodbye, Crispy Blue M&M

“This is it…the last bit of sugar we’ll ever eat.”

“We’re gonna be so hot by the time school starts.”

“I can’t wait to see the look on the cheerleaders’ faces when they see us.”

“Nothing but celery and pickles, okay? I read online that those are negative calorie foods.”

“And no more M&Ms, for sure.”

“Definitely not.”

“Not after this one, anyway.”

“The last M&M…”

“Wait, what are you doing?”

“Eating it.”

“That was MY M&M!”

“I don’t think so. You already ate your share.”

“I can’t believe you just did that.”

“Hey, I’m doing you a favor, lard ass.”

***
Title by: James Pen
Story by: Jenny

1 person likes this story.

Related posts:

  1. my freshness
  2. Where’re you at, fat boy?
  3. 40% More Attractive
  4. Definitely Not Vanilla
  5. A Stray Cat Named Bill Cosby

Posted in Stories.

Tagged with .


0 Responses

Stay in touch with the conversation, subscribe to the RSS feed for comments on this post.



Some HTML is OK

or, reply to this post via trackback.



Switch to our mobile site

Creative Commons License