Her bangs can literally go either way. She puts them up, it’s a glorious wave, she puts them down, she looks like Rachel on Friends, which might be a necessary upgrade from the frozen falls of the do she’s been rocking since high school, the “Lita Ford meets Blonde Elvira.” Peg and Larry were right when they referred to her as “The Lady Stuck in the 80’s” while she was standing right there at the Coke machine. Her brother was right when he said, “I hope that Aqua Net bottle is good in bed.” It’s time to give up hairspray.
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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick
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