Geyser the Wonder Dog

Poor Geyser. It was two days, thirteen hours and four minutes after she managed to open the refrigerator and eat all the hot dogs and raw burger.

We were expecting a lot of people, so we’re talking ten packs of hot dogs at eight dogs each, and another ten pounds of ground chuck. I knew the dog could eat a lot, but I was pretty surprised that it all fit in her body. Absolutely amazing.

My girlfriend didn’t agree however. She was stuck at home watching the dog for signs of life. That and daytime cleanup duty. I owe her.

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Title by: Poco
Story by: David Francois

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