Frances and her Tubular Breasts

Henry – stupid moustache.
Gwen – bad breath.
Stewart – gay.
Frances – weird cylindrical boobs.
Pete – awful teeth.
Mary – man ass.
Darren – smokes.
Sparks – dirty fingernails.
Ashley – cries in class.
Wendell – greasy hair.
Tim – mouth breather.
Denise – dumb as rocks.
Brian – too short.
Scarlett – thinks she is cooler than me. Smacks her gum.
Richard – weird mole on his neck.
Mrs. Taggart – horrible dresser.
David – wrinkled clothes.
Chris – mean.
Phillip – lazy eye.
Kim – small teeth.
Dan – aloof and twitchy.
Greg – spaz.
Clint – poor.
Josh – runs like a retard.
Barry – his name is Barry.
Anna – preacher’s kid.
Matt – gets angry about stupid stuff.
Me – judgmental.

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Title by: David LeNegre
Story by: Jeremy

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