Forget the previous email, it was a mistake.

To: Gerth Wilson

From: Me

RE: Forget the previous email, it was a mistake.

You can’t send me an email in the middle of the night that reads, “I love you, I’ve always loved you, I’ll always love you”, and then send me another email a few minutes later telling me to forget it.  Grow up. We dated a billion years ago. My advice to you: stop fucking drinking.  If you have to drink, don’t drink alone.  It is getting embarrassing.  It might also be wise to stop copying your mother to all these emails.  It…it is just really weird.

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