For Sale: One Useless Cat

$20 OBO – Gray housecat. Tabby, I think. Named “Hendrick” but doesn’t respond. Used to show affection by making “figure 8’s” between original owner’s feet, by purring, by perching on original owner’s shoulder and “batting” original owner’s bandanna. Now sleeps all day. Now hardly notices me. New owner might have better luck if young female, if artsy but not pretentious, friendly but not naïve, if has dark eyes that let you in on secrets, if smells like peonies, etc. Cat comes with feather on string, laser pointer, litter box. Optional: bandanna, no longer smells of peonies. Cash and carry only.

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Title by: Julianna Ryan
Story by: Nick

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