Facebook glitch rearranged everyone’s status comments

Think: Be calm, think of something. You don’t have to explain anything.
Say: It wasn’t my fault.
And: It must have been the computer.
He says: things like that don’t just happen, he knows better than that.
He says: why did he write that? You know I read your status.
Say: It must have been a glitch.
Say: Things got mixed up.
He says: Whatever.
Say: Fine. Chill out.
Think: It isn’t his business. Change the channel, eat a chip.
He says: Doesn’t this mean anything to you?
Say: No.
Say: Not a fucking thing.
Think: Not a fucking thing.

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Title by: Zannie Dunn
Story by: Jeremy

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