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Duck Duck Rape

“Guys, I don’t think this is how the game goes.”

“Come on Sheila, don’t be such a wussy girl.”

“I’m just saying, that’s not how I remember playing it.”

“That’s probably because you’re from Florida. Maybe they play it differently in Florida than they do here. You ever heard of ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’ Shawn?”

“Nope. I always played it like this. Same thing.”

“Fine guys. Whatever. But it just doesn’t seem fair.”

“What do you mean, fair?”

“I mean, it’s like we play this everyday and it seems like I’m always the one getting raped.”

“Seriously, Sheila, get over yourself.”

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Jenny

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  1. Max says

    L.O.L. — Where Shelia live? Ph# ?

  2. meg says

    the title and first line are all you need. freaking awesome.



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