Don’t Touch My Funyuns

Dear Governor Savage,

I heard you are planning to add a new health tax to each purchase of soda, regular and diet. You have failed to consider that some of your more smart constituents (a.k.a. me) will continue to enjoy sodas for cheap. I can’t tell you how because you’ll tax the supplies I use.

Besides the “in your face” part of the letter, is this part: Please do not health-tax snacks. I have searched for the ingredients listed on my snacks and cannot find thiamin mononitrate in my grocery store. So don’t touch my Funyuns.

Sincerely,
Ida Farrow

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