Don loves powders. He’s gonzo for gunpowder, loony for laundry detergent, mad for powdered milk, boffo for baking soda, crazy for cocaine. And nothing is too unwieldy, too monumental, too dense, too precious, too substantial for Don to pummel, pound, grate, beat, bray, chop, pestle, or pulverize. You’ll not find a more thorough method of granulation in St. Louis County, Minnesota. Forget ashes to ashes. Forget dust to dust. Anything worth having is worth having in fine powder form.
Disclaimer: After substantial feedback from the legal community here in Duluth, Don no longer accepts pets, children, or ex-husbands for grinding.
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