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COMFORT GRACEFULLY RECEIVED

“Hey, this is Mark Salem out here at the Salem Hug, Tug, and Kiss out in Arlington. Are you sick of going through the day lonely, horny and unloved?  Well come to Salem Hug, Tug, and Kiss out in Arlington and I guarantee that you will be satisfied, gratified and just plan petrified by the love you receive.  Comfort is gracefully received.  If you don’t leave happy with our service, I will personally hug, tug or kiss you for free, no questions asked.  Come out to Salem Hug, Tug and Kiss today out in Arlington.  Tell them Mark sent you.”

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Title by: fUD
Story by: Jarvis

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