Breast milk and Ikea

If you don’t want to compromise thoughtful design for affordable prices, you needn’t worry. IKEA is proud to always provide fun and functional furniture for your home, but now we’re taking the next step. IKEA presents an all new baby supply center opening soon. You’ll appreciate such innovative products as DURNF, the smooth glass breast pump that is machine washable, and easy to assemble. For transporting your child, pick up FLURMUNTR, the reinforced plastic ball that keeps baby safe inside. And when it comes to slumber, your baby deserves BINSKEN, a blanket made from pure Angora cat skin and fur.

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Title by: Alice Luther
Story by: Jeremy

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