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Title by: RafaRR
Story by: Quintin
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Being Colonel Sanders
INT. HOLLYWOOD OFFICE-DAY.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN stares anxiously at three EXECUTIVES.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
So?
LEAD EXECUTIVE
It’s…interesting.
MARKETING EXECUTIVE
There may be some issues.
OLD EXECUTIVE
I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. I just have some concerns the premise may-
MARKETING EXECUTIVE
Get us sued.
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
I don’t understand. Everyone can relate to my quest to deliver seven herbs and spices to the world. Did I say my? I clearly meant Colonel Sanders! I would just like to state that I am Charlie Kaufman, and not Colonel Sanders inhabiting the body of Charlie Kaufman.
MARKETING EXECUTIVE
Right. But would you mind changing it to John Malkovich? We have him under contract.
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Tagged with Stories by Quintin Marcelino.
By admin – April 21, 2010
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