Befriend France

Put down those Freedom Fries and grab some French Fries. Love the Louvre. Get an eyeful of Eiffel. Want to be the Champ Everyday? Take a stroll down Champs-Élysées. Laissez les bon temps rouler? I’m not sure what that means, but they say it in France. I think. OK, listen, I’ve never been to France. Don’t hold it against me. I couldn’t remember why we were boycotting them in the Bush days, I just went along with it. I would have visited France before Bush, but I had never heard of France. I’m still not sure it’s a real thing.

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Title by: J. Jones
Story by: Nick

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