We see a businessman seated beside a hyperactive boy. The man puts on his noise-canceling earphones, but the boy’s flailing limbs knock them off his head. We pan to a couple of nuns sitting on either side of a gum-chewing blonde in a halter-top. One of the nuns counts rosary beads while the other peeks down the young woman’s cleavage. It’s a pretty typical flight until and old man starts making dramatic choking sounds and gestures. His wife grabs a flight attendant. “Were those peanuts cooked in banana oil?” The passengers await her response in silence.
*SPOILER ALERT*
“Why, yes.”
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Title by: Blake
Story by: Nick
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