Banana Hammock!

Is your kid getting his potassium? Why not? Ineffective parent? Kid too dumb for reason? Not one lousy banana?

That’s because it’s black and spotty and it stinks and it’s all your fault. You can’t even keep one lousy banana from turning black and mushy. You should kill yourself.

We shouldn’t even tell you about this because you don’t deserve to know.

Fine, it’s called the Banana Hammock, all right? Store your bananas in this Lycra pouch. Your bananas will stay fresh until you eat them.

The Banana Hammock won’t make you cool, but your kid might hate you less.

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Title by: Marc
Story by: Nick

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