Awesomitron

USES: Makes boring situations worth your time; Makes otherwise-unmemorable times quite memorable indeed.

WARNING: Although the name “Awesomitron” derives from the meaning of “awesome” used colloquially by the kids these days to mean exceptional, Awesomitron is capable of inspiring awe in the weak, the frightened, and/or the selfish.

DIRECTIONS: Press patented Awesomation Button on patented Awesomation Keychain. When Awesomitron arrives, do what Awesomitron tells you to do.

NOTICE: If you do not listen to Awesomitron, your experiences will result in memories you will pray to forget.

STOP USING AND CONSULT DOCTOR IF Awesomitron comes in contact with you, even if Awesomitron says sorry.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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