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And then, Whoopi Goldberg said…

You’ve got balls, Ted Danson. No one has put his career on the line for such a cheep gag since I played Sister Mary Clarence in Sister Act. While we were shooting that picture, the Hollywood Elite were calling me sacrilegious. Some said the picture was reverse racist, based on the premise that nuns can’t be black, you know– You may have crashed and burned tonight, you may have just set your self on a full-speed course for the moon. We won’t know if America will laugh at your Blackface stunt until the photos surface tomorrow. I’ll still love you.

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