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And the Dong with a luminous nose


My old ex-boyfriend’s dong
Had a very luminous nose
And every time you touched it
It turned this lovely shade of rose
All of his other girlfriends
Never understood its gleam
I told him I was different
As I gazed upon his penile high beam.
Then one rainy summer night
I came home a little late
‘There she was
Atop his light
Her insides glowing bright!
I told him I never loved him
And threw him out on his head.
But whenever I grab a flashlight
I wish it was his dong insteeeeeeeead!

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Title by: Ted
Story by: Jenny

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  1. Ted says

    That is dreamy. Thank you so much. :-)

  2. fUD says

    Very nice. But I’m afraid it could one day exclude you from joining that convent .

  3. jenny says

    It’s a work of fiction! Any resemblance to actual people or events is completely accidental.

  4. fUD says

    But of course, Jenny. I’m not sure, but if directed to me, I only meant (jokingly) that innocent postings may come back to bite. Sorry



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