“Listen, I know you’re off tonight, but I have a really big job for you…”
“Sorry, scheduled this night like three weeks ago.”
“I know, but listen, we’re talking like local government big. Like twenty G’s big.”
“Sorry, can’t do it.”
“You’re my sharpest shot. I need you for this.”
“Can’t.”
“… What’s worth twenty G’s to you?”
“… Bachelorette.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?”
“No man, I’ve worked during the Bachelorette finale three years straight. Every time, someone spoils it before I can watch it myself.”
“Really?”
“Sorry.”
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Title by: LLAbbott
Story by: Nick
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