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An Inconvenient Murder (Jenny Version)

“Shit, I forgot the duct tape.”

“Dude, you always forget the duct tape.”

“I know, I know. I’m sorry.”

“Hey, don’t apologize to me. I’m not the one who’s gonna have to explain why we couldn’t get her to stop screaming.”

“Do you think packing tape will work?”

“It’s no duct tape. But yeah, it’ll do.”

“Hey, have you seen my rope?”

“Don’t tell me you forgot the rope.”

“Ummm…”

“Great. No duct tape. No rope.”

“Think we can tie her up with the packing tape?”

“No offense, but you’re the shittiest assassin I’ve ever worked with.”

“That hurts, dude.”

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Title by: LLAbbott
Story by: Jenny

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