A day in the life of a smelly ass shoe

A man spends all day at work, he comes home and boy, oh boy, are his dogs barking! Also, his feet hurt from standing all day. He takes off his shoes and goes outside to tell those dogs to cool it. The shoes stink from all the man’s foot sweat. One shoe turns to the other and says something like, “we stink!” and the other one is just all out of sorts and says, “yeah, we’re just terrrrrible.” Just then the man comes back inside and he’s got mud on his jeans. Why? Because he slipped from not wearing shoes.

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Title by: Blake
Story by: Jeremy

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