40% More Attractive

Listen, I’m not going to blow smoke up your ass like they do at a lot of places. You’re lucky you came to us. We’ve been in the business for years, satisfaction guaranteed. All we want is to make you the person you’ve always wanted to be, the person you already are inside. That’s the — Chuck, right? — that’s the Chuck you want to show to the world, the Chuck with self-confidence, the self-assured Chuck. The Chuck that ladies will strike up a conversation with, casually touch the hand, smile at with their eyes. Isn’t that what you want?

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Title by: ladymegan
Story by: David

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