15 People Die for no Apparent Reason

Thomas Gort – Attacked by invisible cane toads.
Plute Krantz – Buried himself alive.
Fran Hornering  – Broken heart.
Derrick Flapp  – Didn’t wake up in time from dream about falling.
Glitter McFee  – Just tickled to death.
Ramner Pendergrass  – Held breath too long.
Marol Plinsk – Son stepped on a crack.
Snelda Hump – God’s will.
Yorman Lamphries – Had one more drink.
Fanny Folger – Boredom.
Marten Grolthmer – Too good for this world.
Smyrna Plooch – More of an idea than a person.
Ern “Flapjack” Fleck  – Retired from cooking, retired from life.
Horace Mintbern – Tormented by multiple personalities who killed one another.
D’Jarinda Kloop – Sudden death syndrome.

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Title by: Yman
Story by: Jeremy

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